It Could Be Worse
After deciding today that I am, actually, The Ugliest Person On Earth (which means that I judge beauty relatively, and believe that there is actually an ugliest person on earth? Very BAD), I decided an emergency photo shoot was in order. Some relaxed posing under the warm and lovely light of the bathroom bulbs persuaded me that my awkwardness has a sort of ghoulish charm about it.
I suppose I'd be a good match for someone of a similarly awkward countenance. If only Alan Rickman were in an identical state of mind...
Note to self, though: don't decipher hieroglyphs on first dates. Not attractive while doing so.
posted by Gillia Barrows | 9:01 PM
1 Comments:
A) I have it on good authority that Alan Rickman was seen drunk and very rude at 11 in the morning at a Manhattan restaurant.
B) You are SO much cuter than Alan Rickman. May I suggest, rather, a comparison to the likes of, say ... Timothy Dalton? Don't know if he gets drunk at 11 in the morning, but certainly couldn't be any worse than Alan.
C) Are you referring to a picture of yourself by yours truly? Because I consider deciphering hieroglyphs to be much sexier than morning drunkenness, to name just one activity ...
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